Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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