yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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