so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
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Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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