We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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