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Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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