I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
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You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.