I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
this hospital has no fireball
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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