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• (917): View more from New York City

  I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.

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• (805): View more from California

  Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  eyebrows regrow, your balls dont

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  the liver wants what the liver wants

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• (607): View more from New York

  His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."

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