It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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