oh god the rape fog is back!
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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