I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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