I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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