So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
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I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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