Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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