We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
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If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
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Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?