Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
How does one acquire holy water?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I look excited, but its just a facade.