no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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