Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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