just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
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The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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