my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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