You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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