I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
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