you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
