My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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