How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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