I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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