i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
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I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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