butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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