i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
that may or may not have been my penis.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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