Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
This house was built for laser tag.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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