I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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