I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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