I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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