im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
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put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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