I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
