hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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