i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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