So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
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Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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