I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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