Sponge bath it is.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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