Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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