Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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