Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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