Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
