living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
what the fuck happened to the tacos
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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