She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
so much tequila, so little girl.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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