i barfeds in our rink
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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