all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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