david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
you never un-have a 4some
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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