Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
