OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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