i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
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You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
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I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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