I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
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Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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