The maid of honor just puked.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
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I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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