I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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