Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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