Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
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