thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
We left an ass print on the piano.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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