Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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