Got a toothbrush?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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