Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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